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If you don’t squeeze your girl’s ass with the force of twelve slaves when kissing her, you need to evaluate your life and your choices.
I like you
Wolf Blitzer would like to take a moment to tell you about our lord and savior jesus christ.
I’m slowly learning this…
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I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
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Sweet baby Jesus
It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible.
Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing
(I have had ten hour long skype dates with you and felt it was not enough, I always want more)
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